Total Medals Earned: 246 (From 64 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,855 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/250 points)
Finish level 7 with a clock that has at least 20 seconds remaining.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finish level 4 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 2 with a clock that has at least 25 seconds remaining.
Finish level 1 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 3 with a clock that has at least 15 seconds remaining.
Finish level 5 with a clock that has at least 10 seconds remaining.
Finish level 6 with a clock that has at least 40 seconds remaining.
Finish all levels with the clock.
Finish all levels without using a candle.
Find level 8.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/160 points)
kill the first boss
find it
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/45 points)
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Who needs Instructions
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/155 points)
Complete Planet 1
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Kill all bots on any level
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles